jeo rogen experience #52 - Liver King
- jeo rogen
- Jul 2
- 2 min read
And we're back!
I know I said this pod would never happen
but the people have spoken.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Liver King is here.
Jeo I just want to say:
thank you SO MUCH for this opportunity.
It means so much to me man.
I knew eating balls all day
every day would pay off eventually.
Hey hey
take it easy Monica Lewinsky.
Let's get this over with.
Hey come on man...
Give me a chance! I came here to share my love
for the 12 ancestral tenants.
You know? That PRIMAL lifestyle.
The only thing primal about you is your body odor man.
I thought Uncle Joey's farts stunk
but this is PREPOSTEROUS!
It's the price to pay
to protect this sacred body of mine.
Drop the act man.
Come on. Everyone knows you're juiced
with more steroids than a WWE locker room.
I mean Brock Lesnar is still on Tutorial Island
compared to you.
Look Jeo
I made mistakes. But I've evolved.
I'm a new man now. Still primal,
but honest and clean.
Sure...
Hey at least I'm not microdosing
DMT in an ice bath five times a week.
That's called science bro.
Look it up.
Whatever man...
All I'm saying is you just don't-
What the... Jamie since when we have a smoke alarm in here?
Nah Jeo
that's just the primal band on my leg.
Tracks my steps. Keeps me grounded.
Ancestral Tenant No. 4
I'm pretty sure that's an ankle monitor.
You say potato I say potato.
Who cares what it's called?!
Yeah well
either way it's annoying.
I'm gonna need you to turn it off.
I can't Jeo.
I'm not supposed to be here.
I think I can help with that.
Hey Jamie,
activate the ejector seat.
No no Jeo wait...
3...
No no no no
2...
wait wait...
1...
Jeo Jeo Jeo
Jeeeeeooooooo.....
Holy crap this thing actually works.
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