jeo rogen experience #51 - Donald Trump & Elon Musk

President Trump and Elon Musk are back in the studio to talk about their public feud, the rising conflict in the middle east, and the new Trump phone.

And we're back! President Trump and Elon Musk are back in the studio.

Guys thanks for being here as always.

I think we need to start with that public fallout of yours.

What was that all about?

Don't worry about it Jeo.

Water under the bridge.

Okay but what about your black eye Elon?

Was that related?

Jeo, just-

Jeo he said don't worry about it.

But black eyes matter...

Ok ok... moving on.

President Trump,

the conflict in the Middle East is getting pretty crazy right now.

What's your plan for peace?

Jeo let me tell you

no one knows more about peace than me.

I make the best peace. Such beautiful peace.

Peace like you've never seen before.

Some say I'm the LeBron James of not starting wars!

Ok but right now

the whole region looks like my Traeger grill when I forget the lid.

What's your actual plan?

I'm calling it "Operation Jew Jitsu"

We get both leaders in a UFC cage

and the loser has to eat a full plate of pork sausages.

Whoa savage..

Anyways moving on

I saw the Trump Organization is launching a phone.

What's up with that?

Well Jeo

we've been thinking about launching a phone for a while.

And then we found this great manufacturing plant in China.

That gave us a great deal.

The most beautiful deal you've ever seen.

Really?

Yeah Bibi gave me the tip.

Apparently they used to make pagers.

Um... is that safe?

Don't worry Jeo.

These phones will explode, but in value.

It only has 2 apps:

Truth Social and Phantom Wallet.

And the best part is

it won't be using electricity to function.

Only clean beautiful coal.

Um...

I tried to tell him Jeo.

Those phones won't last long.

They'll last longer than your EV mandates that's for sure.

And your marriages.

And your rockets.

Hey how about I stick to rockets and you stick to kids.

Hey hey guys

come on let's keep it cool.

I know! Iet's all go to The Mothership tonight.

How do you know about The Mothership?!

What do you mean? I'm talking about my comedy club.

What were YOU talking about?

Nevermind...