Jeo Rogen Experience #50 | Joe Biden reveals the truth

Joe Biden talks about his cancer diagnosis on Jeo Rogen and suggests aliens played a role.

Alright folks we're back!

Today we've got former President Joe Biden in the studio.

Thanks for being here Mr President.

Hey no problem.

Always a pleasure talking with a fellow Jeo.

I gotta start by asking about your prostate cancer diagnosis.

How you holding up?

I'm alright Jeo.

Trying to stay positive. At my last checkup

they told me my bones are officially softer than a McFlurry.

Yikes..

Some people say I've lost it

but I can deal with that.

The REAL problem is I lost Kamala.

I think you mean Kamala lost?

No I mean

she's actually gone!

Huh?!

After my diagnosis she texted me:

"Congratulations Joe you did it!" and vanished.

But don't worry about me you know

my wife is a doctor right?

Sure. Anyways,

anything else you wanna talk about while you're here?

Well if you want

I can tell you who's REALLY running the country.

Don't tell me you're hanging out with Kanye..

No no.

None of that malarkey.

Ok then who is it?

There was this council

they called themselves "The Boys"

The Boys?!

Twelve guys, no faces. They all wore Crocs..

Um...

I think one of them might have been Guy Fieri..

Huh?!

They would hand me flashcards telling me what to say.

One time it just said "corn".

Corn?

Yeah

I repeated it for a whole hour during a speech.

Got a standing ovation in Iowa!

And what about aliens? Are they real?

I think so...

Are you serious?!

I'm not sure. The room was pretty dark.

There was this guy called Calvin.

I think he probed me a couple of times

Wait what?!

Look Jeo

I'm not saying

the cancer definitely came from the alien.

I'm just saying the day he scanned me

my Fitbit exploded. And now my pee is purple...

Whoa...