Jeo Rogen Experience #49 - Yoda

Jeo Rogen sits down with Jedi Master Yoda to settle the internet’s wildest debate: could 100 dudes take one gorilla?

The Force meets the Fight Companion in this multiverse mind-bender. Subscribe for more unreal episodes.

Okay folks,

it's May the 4th. You know what that means:

Master Yoda's in the studio.

Welcome back dude!

Greetings young Rogen.

Good to be back, it is.

So last year we got OBLITERATED

I'm talking Tatooine mezcal,

upside-down karaoke,

and I'm pretty sure you force choked a jukebox.

Yes playing Nickelback, it was.

How bout this time

we keep it light.

No excursions, no space tequila,

just a proper sitdown. You good with that?

Very well. Centered. No drinks.

Only thoughts.

Awesome.

So what's new with the Jedi Order?

More fractured than ever.

Corrupted by brainrot, it is.

Split attention.

Shallow mind.

Scrolls replaced by memes of shirtless Anakin.

Yeah I thought something was going on.

Last week Jamie showed me a deepfake of Obi-Wan

doing push-ups while selling crypto.

Yes. Saw it, i did.

Endorsed Jedi Coin,

he has not.

Yeah I figured.

More dangerous than the dark side, doomscrolling is.

Really?

That bad?

Yes. Swiping leads to attachment.

Attachment leads to FOMO.

FOMO leads to darkness.

Dude that's deep...

Hey Jamie

clip that for Instagram Reels.

Ok.. Ok. Yoda,

one more thing.

I need your take on something very serious.

Monkey business, I sense this is.

Exactly

there's a big debate online right now.

Who wins in a fight:

one silverback gorilla or 100 regular men?

Weapons they have?

Nope. Bare hands. No training.

Just 100 average guys in gym shorts with anxiety.

Lose, the men will.

Fearful...

Disorganized...

So you're saying the gorilla?!

Focus incarnated, the beast is.

Lunchables, the men are.

What if they charge all at once?

They won't..

Trip over Greg, Chad will...

Live stream, Kevin shall...

By the time Dave joins,

over the battle will be.

Okay but what if YOU were leading the 100 men..?

Then... they become a single force.

Silent. Coordinated.

Not 100, but 1.

One?

Yes...

Defeat anything, it can...

Even.... itself.