jeo rogen experience #47 Conor McGregor
- jeo rogen
- Apr 7
- 2 min read
Updated: May 29
All right everyone we're back. Today we've got the fighting legend himself the notorious Conor McGregor. Glad to finally be here. Sorry I'm late I rearended a Prius on the way in. Driver gave me an attitude so I signed his forehead with a left hook. Anyways how's business still selling that proper 12 whiskey? Yeah Jeo everything was going smooth until that orange muppet put a 48% tariff on my whiskey. I thought you and Trump were friends? Yeah well friends don't put tariffs on friends whiskey business. That man is a fool and will learn to fear me. You disrespect the nectar of Ireland, you get baptized in fists. Well as long as he doesn't put tariffs on cocoa leaves you'll be fine. What did you say? Nothing.... anyways moving on, I heard you're running for president of Ireland. What's your platform? Simple legalize head kicks nationalize proper 12 and fight the English. Speaking of fights you've been watching any lately I try but none of them come close to the greatness I alone can bring you sound like Dana White's sleep paralysis demon. I whisper pay-per-view numbers into his ear every night. That man dreams of me more than he dreams of Jon Jones. Bold statement, but seriously when are you fighting again? Jeo, no one can give me a real fight. They're all a bunch of fannies. What about Kabib? Jeo that man is a clown, he's not worth my time. People think you're afraid of him when you say that. Don't twist my words I respect the man's cardio not his tactics. You tapped though. I was conserving energy, it was calculated but the ref panicked. You're saying the tap was a fake? It was Morse code for plotting revenge. Right! Listen Jeo I take him on any day but he won't come back he's hiding in a mountain whispering prayers into a goat's ear.
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