Jeo has a strange encounter with Santa and has to take his job...
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Yes got him! What the hell.... what the... why the fuck did you shoot Rudolph? Huh? Rudolph The Rednosed Reindeer. Rudolph? How am I supposed to deliver presents for Christmas now? Oh my God I'm so sorry you know what fuck it! First the Chinese factories are out producing my elves and now this? That's it, I'm going on strike this year. This is a you problem now Merry Christmas asshole. Shit what do I do? What's happening Jeo Rogen? Joey I fucked up! I need your help. I shot Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in the face. Why the fuck did you do that? It was an accident. I was out hunting for, you know regular deer for Christmas dinner and.... God damn it Jeo Rogen. I told you this hunting crap would go too far. It's Christmas Eve... godamn it why aren't you at home with your family can't you just go to the store and buy a turkey like the rest of us. Seriously Joey, I need your help. Can you help me deliver
Santa's presence. Jesus Christ Joe I just took a handful of death stars I'm about to go full moment. If you're asking me to go be fake Santa Claus? Joey, please think of the children. God damn it, come pick me up this is bullshit. Joey, come on we're doing it for the kids remember. Just drive okay let's get this over with. Okay drop it off here. Santa? Crap bro ain't no way yo Santa is that you for real hold up. I got to put this on TikTok. Let me get my phone. Stop right there kid you ain't filming nothing, all right? Now go back to bed! Did you get me a PS5 some v-bucks? Listen kid, when I was your age Christmas wasn't about what you got it was about surviving December without getting smacked for touching the tree too much you feel me? Be grateful for what Santa got you I can't believe I got to see Santa in a real elf! Real Elf? I didn't think you guys would be that small.... but still cool! Hey listen you little.... oh my God Santa Claus. Godamn it! Santa did you get me a Barbie Dream House. Uh I don't think so honey... look sweetheart this year's been tough for all of us sometimes you dream of a big Barbie dream housee and life gives you a used Etch a Sketch. But why? Jesus Christ! I don't know the elves are unionized now that good enough? So the elves ruined Christmas? Hey easy, we're just trying to make an honest living. It's my turn to get a Barbie Dream House for my daughter okay? Shut up elf! Hey watch it, as an elf I'm not legally a human which means it's not illegal for me to beat your ass. That's what I thought you guys suck! Kamala was right we don't need Christmas anyways! Jesus Christ I should have just bought a turkey... Merry Christmas Mini Momos and stay away away from Drake.
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